splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

(Source: kverke)

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

(Source: japcoregalore)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

sheeplock-holmes:

my-patronus-is-obamas-face:

beben-eleben:

20 Awesome Acts Of Celebrity Kindness

I am actually crying wtf is wrong with me

The last one is what got me

A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.

—Unknown (via theactualpetewentz)

(Source: quotethat)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

mishasminions:

ink-n-severedties:

toteardown:

cratenculture:

One of the TRUEST things I’ve ever came across.

Always reblog.

Wow

THIS IS THE GREATEST SPEECH EVER WRITTEN

(Source: god-body)

(Source: zanfisazul)

uusui:

c0rnmuffins:

uusui:

emma-relille-tunger:

uusui:

iceland is scary

are those giant marshmallows

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat

Seriously though what the fuck are those

we icelandic people harvest marshmallows, its the only thing that keeps us alive and healthy, every full moon the icelandic marshmallow god demands tons of giant marshmallows to be made in his honor, later these marshmallows gained its own consciousness and has been roaming around icelandic farms since then, so whenever you drive around iceland you will see these mysterious giant marshmallows in their natural habitat